TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

A man and his wife in court are getting a divorce the problem was who 

should get custody of 

the child the wife jumped up and said “ypuhonor I brought the child in to 

the world with pain and labour. 

She should be in my custody The judge turns to the husband and says “what do you

 have to say in your defuse?” 

The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose and said” your honor. 

If I put a dollar in a vending machine and 

a Pepsi comes out …. Whose Pepsi it … the machine’s or mine?

B

ALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?